The Best [And Worst] Dressed of the Grammy's.

So, I must admit that being an ex-model and all around know-it-all about FASHION, I'm taking it upon myself to throw in my own little blurb about the looks and mistooks of the 2009 Grammy Awards.

Katy Perry



Well I don't know how many girls this one's been kissing lately, but I believe that she's hooked a winner in this pink number by Basil Soda. I think it is accentuated well with her 50's do and jewelery. Way to go KT.

MIA


With this choice by British badgirl MIA, I don't really have much to say but I expected nothing more from her but that I wish this outfit was M.I.A. (missing in action). This House of Holland dress with Christian Lacroix's new shoeline Gola hides her baby bump perfectly, all the while making her look like a giant technicolor kalidescope. Thankfully, she didn't go in to labor as her due date fell on Grammy night!

Jason Mraz


He's come a long way from the kid that broke out into the music scene back in the early 2000's, and with this suit and matching fedora he's here to stay. Let's just say that even though he didn't win the Grammy for his hit "I'm Yours," he was for sure one of the only men who got the suit choice right.

The Jonas Brothers


Usually this trio of brothers tend to look like Larry, Curly, and Mo with their outlandish hipster choices, but with their outfit choices at the Grammy's made them look 007ish, if James Bond wore a suit with a velvet sheen and had the hair of a Chia Pet. If only they could dress like this and leave the skinny jeans and preppy vests in the closet.

Coldplay


Hello, Chris Martin, Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney called, and they would like you to stop raiding their closets and making their jackets look bad. Apologies aside, these songsters really need to get with the picture and get a stylist pronto. Leave the military jackets to those serving this country and just dress in what we know you best - a Hanes Perfect White T-shirt and a pair of black Chuck Taylors.

T-Pain


T-Pain looks as if he's in a lot of pain with this Alice in Wonderland themed ensemble. Perhaps the trip down the rabbit hole was a little too much for the rapper turned fashion victim to handle.

Cyndi Lauper


Girls may just want to have fun, but this outfit almost "She Bop"ed Lauper right out of the venue. Faux Hawks are made for trendy high school kids or those who are living in the years between 2000-2002. Keep it simple and classy, please!

Kim Kardashian



Alright, well ... what to say about this celebutante turned semi-sex symbol. Remember when Carrie Bradshaw introduced the world with the giant flower pin and we thought it started and stopped with her? Wrong. Kardashian wore a Spring dress from Toni Maticevski's 2009 line, and although I've never really been a fan of his work, I feel that with the crazy taffeta thing removed from her chest, it could potentially be a winner.

Kathy Griffin


Everyone's favorite D-Lister and comedian Kathy Griffin looked absolutely stunning in a royal blue full length dress and her toned down make-up, making her look young, natural, and almost like a true A-lister. But at your next awards show Kathy, leave the medal at home.


So what have we learned from the outfits at this years Grammy's? It looked as if someone's high school prom came to town, complete with over-sized flowers and those guys that wear the tuxedo shirts as an alternative to a three-piece suit. I know it's the Grammy's and celebrities are supposed to shock and awe us, but please - for future reference, wear something that your mother would approve of.



KLR